the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like
Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.
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via (kimssanity)
I did not intend to get this drunk
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Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)
I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers
